Yogurt is the old wise being that Lonestar seeks for advise about the Swartz. Yogurt talks with Lonestar about the power of merchandise and sequels. Yogurt also gives Lonestar a swartz ring. Yogurt is obviousley a spoof of the Yoda character from the Star Wars saga.

Dot Matrix is a robot whose mission is to protect the sanctity and virginity of Princess Vespa. Dot Matrix has her work cut out for her when the Princess meets Lonestar. Dotmatrix is a character which loosely resembles C3PO from the Star Wars saga.

King Roland is the leader of the planet Druidia, a planet with an abundance of air whereas most of the galaxy is suffering from an air shortage. King Roland surrenders the security code to his planet's shield when he is told his daughter will be given back her old nose via plastic surgergy if he doesen't. The security code to his planet's shield systems is the asinine 12345678910.

Prince Valium is the mate that King Roland has picked out for his daughter Princess Vespa. Princess Vespa however doesen't find Valium the least bit interesting as he often yawns and is rather boring.

President Skroob is the leader of the empire which controls most of the galaxy in spaceballs. Skroob is not a rather bright man but he really wants his spaceballs problem ended. In the picture on the left he is seen enhaling a container of air which is a rare commodity he attacks the planet Druidia to try to gain. The President's character loosely resembles Emperer Palpatine of the Star Wars saga.

This radar technician enjoys make funny sounds on the bridge of Dark Helmet's command cruiser. This character is played by Michael Winslow the famed man of a thousand sounds who played in the Police Academy movies.

This is the leader of the assholes who abound on the bridge of Dark Helmet's command cruiser. Notice the crosseyed expression of stuppor that defines this character and his compatriots.

Dr.Scholtkin is the former plastic surgeon of Princess Vespa that gave her a nose job. Dark Helmet threatens to have Schlotkin give Princess Vespa back her old nose if her father does not surrender the security code to the planet Druidia's shields.